Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Hitting on Girls: there is a time and a place

Bars, cafes, clubs, dog parks, work, laundry mats, street festivals, you name it but NOT WHILE WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

Why not?
  1. Do you really think you'll get a number? Your chances are very low.
  2. People walk for one reason, to get somewhere! No, they don't want to be harassed.  
  3. It's skeevy
So this post goes out to my femmes. Often times I see skeevy men and sometimes lesbians holler at a girl on the street like she is a piece of prime rib.  No. You ain't gettin' any, so it is time to stop. 

LezQ Acceptable Behavior for Flirting While Strolling:
  1. Check the girl out, look her up and down. Girl looks good for a reason, she wants people to acknowledge.
  2. Flash those pearly whites (make it a smirk for those pearly yellows...) 
  3. If she smiles back, combine #2 with a simple "Hey"
  4. If you think you got the in, spark a convo. If not, KEEP WALKING.  Girls like attention from cute girls but keep it subtle and simple. Most likely you've made her day and she has made yours.

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